Thursday, November 23, 2006

She's Such A Biatch and So Am I

(My mobile phone rings)
Biatch : Hell can I speak to Melvin?

Me : yes?

Biatch : I'm calling from don't-know-what-she-was-mumbling and you are selected for our free makeover at our studio.

Me : So how was I being selected?

Biatch : (silent for 3secs) Your name is being picked up by the lucky draws in shopping centres and supermarkets. (I suspect that she's digging for her common script to read out)

Me : I'm sorry but I don't think I'm keen in...

Biatch : (hangs up the phone)

Me : ...................................

(HER office phone rings)
Biatch : Hello don't-know-what-she-was-mumbling

Me : Hey I think you need to hear this.

Biatch : har...?

Me : (hang up the phone before she ends her "har")

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

she called you from her office no?

dumb.

Anonymous said...

You are such a bitch too ... damn bo liao

N|vlem said...

i think she's MORE DUMB not to use her office number! muahaha!

N|vlem said...

kev: i think u will do more than me when she hangs up on u before u can complete ur sentence lor. -.-"

Anonymous said...

Meh Meh~ So bitchy de... =X